EDUCATE THIS!

A very good friend of mine posted a blog and I want you all to read it..

Shari's Bloggity

Thanks!

"Thanks for the Cool Stuff BITCHES!"

To get to the 3rd floor here in my office building, you must swipe your ID Badge in the appropriate spot in the elevator and if you pass the test, you are able to push the button to get to this floor. If your badge does not grant you access, you can do any number of things to gain access. For example, you can get on the elevator when someone else is coming up.. You can ask the lobby front desk person to “swipe you up”. You can obtain a “Visitors” badge or you can simply call Shari @ 49247 and she’ll come save you! I’ve used the last option on several occasions! My point here is that yes, technically, our floor is a “secure” floor, but security is pretty non existent if you ask me..

This leads me to the reason I am blogging today. I was in our break room this morning and noticed this sign…




My first, second and third reaction to this sign was hysterical laughter! …….. “our own “SECURED” floor.” REALLY? Secured? AHAHAHAHHAHA! Oh, sorry.. I just broke out in laughter again.. My favorite line is, “We assume we can use this space and feel that our belongings are safe, but now we’re victims of thief!” I’m thinking maybe in addition to the posters Campbell’s Soup bowl, the thief also stole their grammar checker! “we’re now victims of thief”… Of a thief.. or thieves maybe. Don’t get me wrong, I do not condone anyone taking someone else’s dinnerware, but it is a public room that several hundred staff and visitors use. You shouldn’t leave your precious items in there if you want to keep them forever and ever. The odds are not in your favor!

I could go to Goodwill and purchase a few of the items listed and randomly place them on my co-workers desks.. Now that would be FUNNY! And lastly, the note at the bottom encourages anyone who was a victim to add their missing items to the list. A co-worker said, “I should add my youth.. I’m sure I left it next to the soup bowl.” BAHA!

…. Mad props go out to Jeff! He inspired the title of this blog! YAY!

Nipples Rule!

I love this!
You must check it out!

Oh and I got a new puppy! Her name is DaiZee Mae and she's the cutest!


AND! The coolest of all... I'm on Google Maps, Street View! WOOT!

Go to Google, then click on Maps
Type in 401 Boren, Seattle
On the right click Street View
then scroll the pic as if you were turning your head to the right and VIOLA! That's me! Leaving work sometime last summer! I'm totally famous! And yes, for 5 easy payments of $29.99, you can get a autographed 8x10 glossy picture of me! Don't be late, CALL NOW!

Post Holiday Stuff

When the snow began to fall here almost 2 weeks ago, I thought it was so awesome! SNOW!! Snow days RULE!! Ok, so one or two snow days rule, not 7! It ruined my plans for my birthday. Chris and I had bought tickets on the Snow Train to Leavenworth that was due to head out on December 20th. It was cancelled due to blizzard conditions in the mountains. So after 6 days stuck at home with Chris, Rollie, PugZee, DaiZee, Charlie and LuLu.. I needed to get out!!!!!!!! I braved the freezing cold and the foot of snow and headed off to work. It took me 4 hours to get there and 3 hours to get home. It was all worth it though! If I had stayed home one more day, someone was going to lose and eye! The next day it snowed again! So I worked from home, it wasn't worth getting out there again. The snow had gotten the best of me!

Christmas 2008.. My mom and dad rode the Amtrak train from Eugene, OR. on Christmas Eve, even though they were 3 hours late arriving in Tacoma, I was still very happy they were here. Levi drove down from Covington on Christmas morning, he got here just in time for breakfast. Crockpot hash brown casserole. Chris got up at 0400 to put the stuff in the crockpot and by 1000, it was ready! It was sooooooo yummy! We opened presents and visited for most of the afternoon and I then made Lasagna for dinner. Levi stayed until a little after 8pm and it was a good day!

Mom and dad left yesterday on the 6:15pm train home. I just talked to mom and the train was about 45 mins. late getting into Eugene, but it was a good ride. Today we have to take Rollie to the Greyhound bus station for his ride back to Yakima then Chris and I are going to the Pub at the Pike Place Market for a beer. It's going to be a good day..

I hope all who read this had a wonderful, family filled holiday! That's what it is all about!

4 more days until 2009!!

THIS JUST IN!

----- Original Message -----
From:
To:
Sent: Wednesday, December 10, 2008 2:14 PM
Subject: UW Alert Seattle


Dear Denise,

Seattle and UW Police searching for suspected bankrobber near UWMC/health
sciences. Asian male, orange hat, dark jacket, white pants. Call 911 if
spotted.

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Ok so tell me, who wears an orange hat, dark jacket and white pants to ROB A BANK?! Really, white pants? It's after labor day..

Chris’ Rainbow Connection

Last night I heard Chris yell from the computer room, “Ohhh, I think this guy is hitting on me!” So I went to see what he was talking about.


His Myspace default picture is this:



He received a message from some guy he didn’t know that included a few facts about what he liked to do, etc. The last line was, “So, how’s life on a milk carton?” Chris replied, “I don’t know, Missing?” LOL


So he asked me,”Do you think he’s hitting on me?” I asked if he’s visited his page yet to see? Of course, he hadn’t thought of that. He clicked on the guys page and the first thing I see is a BIG HEART with a RAINBOW on it! Yup.. he’s gay!


Of course I had to laugh hysterically and remind Chris that his orientation on Myspace said he was single and a swinger! It was pretty funny! Chris updated his page to say he was married and straight. When the other guy noticed this, he emailed Chris again and said he was sorry, he didn’t mean to offend him and Chris could delete him if he wanted to. Chris replied, “No, I don’t need to delete you I have other gay friends, everybody wants me.”

This is PRICELESS!